Scott Thomas Altnether

D.O.B.  4/13/1981

Weight: 163 lbs.

Height:  5 feet 9 in.

 

Intro: I am currently a full time student at the University of Missouri, Columbia. I will be graduating at the end of winter semester 2004 with a BA in Fisheries and Wildlife Sciences, emphasis on wildlife. I will also be minoring in Biology. I live in Columbia with my brother Tim and I spend all of my time going to school, working, riding the Cosmo cement park and participating in the hobbies listed below.

 

10 Favorite MCs:

Supernatural, Poetic (R.I.P.), Casual, Slick Rick, Guru, Pep Love, Planet Asia, Biz Markie, Chali 2na, Del tha funky homosapien

 

7 current favorite genera and species of herps (amphibians and reptiles):

1.  Andrias japonicus - Giant Japanese salamander

2.  Varanus salvadorii - Crocodile monitor

3.  Genus Phyllurus - Leaf-tailed Geckos

4.  Heloderma suspectum - Gila monster

5.  Moloch horridus - Thorny devil

6.  Varanus giganteus - Perenti

7.  Genus Tiliqua - Blue tongued lizards

 

5 Hobbies:

1. Fishing

2. Catching herps

3. Cooking

4. In the famous words of Kris Ferguson: “gittin’ drizzy.”

5. Chillin’ at Flat Branch Pub and Brewery. This is a high quality establishment that I recommend to anyone visiting Columbia, MO. They have great food, attractive female servers and the absolute best beer brewed on location. This hobby also usually involves “gittin’ drizzy.”

 

3 beautiful women: (you can imagine how hard it is to pick only 3)

1. Halle Berry

2. I don’t know her name, but that girl that played the character of “Felicity” on the   t.v. show called Felicity.

3. Mandy Moore

 

1 especially fun Ding-a-Lings night:

Tim, Burks, Casey, Sam, Kris, Ashley and I were partying at this place in the Lou called Tequila Wild. That place definitely lived up to its name on this particular night, at least for me anyways. I think everyone was kind of loose, except for the drivers of course, but in particular Sam, Kris and I were blasted to the moon. This was due to the fact that the place was giving away tickets for all of this free shit, most of them being for free shots. Kris ended up grabbing a handful of them. That night Kris also scored a free satellite dish. Anyway, Kris gave Sam and I a bunch of those tickets and the next thing I know Sam and I were double-teaming (in dancing you perverts) this lovely lady for the longest time. I should point out that dancing is something that Sam and I don’t like to do, but whenever we get loaded at a club it always somehow seems to happen anyways. Then the DJ calls out for someone to lead this dancing line thing, and he ended up picking Sam. It was funny as hell because Sam and I had circled the whole place through the outside and when we made it back we realized that we only had a few followers. The DJ was so unimpressed with the results that he denounced Sam of his dance line-leading duties just like that. The next day I had the worst hangover of my life, which is a sure sign that you had a great time. Ever since that night I have been a little weary towards the idea of drinking tequila. However that night did teach me a valuable lesson: If you go out drinking with your best friends in the Lou you will be sure to have an especially “wild” night that you will never forget. There’s no way to avoid it.